they’re meant for each other
OK RAVE PARTY TIME YOU FISH DICKS
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ (im not even gonna bother with a background unless i find a better one)
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It had to be done.
where can i download this
at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob
but then i noticed how long it was
and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’
AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”
SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT
AND THEN IT HAPPENED
OH MY GOD IT HITS LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH
I LOVE THIS HOW WHAT
youtube version, longer, better, louder
*BOBS HEAD UP AND DOWN*
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
that awkward moment between birth and death
some straight people are gayer than gay people
Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions.
“The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The three lions guarded her for about half a day. They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest.”
Then, Stuart Williams (the local wildlife ‘expert’) suggests that perhaps the lions mistook the 12 year old girl’s cries for a lion cub. Which seems awfully silly, considering that lions are perfectly capable of telling apart the gazelles they eat from their own cubs, aren’t they?
if fuckin lions know that rape is bad then so should you
when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme
reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting
So there is no Ashley on tumblr or
Reblog y’all. We gon find her.
Dove subversive photoshop ‘app’
Four for you Dove. You go Dove.
BEST. AD. EVER.
CANADA I KNOW WE DON’T SAY THIS ENOUGH
BUT YOU’RE ACTUALLY PRETTY AWESOME OKAY
*GOES OUT AND BUYS DOVE*
oh my fucking god im like crying
wow, that was fuckin deep
2-1/2 to 3 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons sugar
1 package (1/4 ounce) active dry yeast
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (8 ounces) sour cream
1/4 cup water
2 tablespoons butter
Put the butter, the sour cream and water in a small saucepan and heat, but do not cook. Cool to tepid then add the remaining ingredients. Put in a kneader. If thick add more water.
Let it rise double and cut into 16 equal parts.
Baking tray lined with baking paper and cut the ears with scissors.
Then, the eyes can be put, such as pepper grains.
Bake at 375° for about 10 minutes or until golden brown.
Those windows should be boarded up.
And the lights should be off
They wont make it
SHUT UP STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE SO SMART AND SUPERIOR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WONT HAPPEN
you know what we call people that that attitude?